February 2012
The reasons for living are seldom and few,
but when you see one, you’d better stick to it like glue.
Inglorious Basterds,
because I don’t give a fuuuuck.
That's cool,
You invite me to a party, and when I say I’m busy, you all of a sudden just shut in and stop talking to me? Sorry I’m busy all the time. Don’t know what to tell you.
Yaaaay first day at Gray Owl starts in an hour and...
I’ve wanted to work there since it opened. Everything is going awesome for me lately, apparently. So happy!
I'm trying NOT to listen to my neighbors having...
But they’re REALLY getting busy up there.
“I’d just feign sleep until you died”
– me (via ranga-sauce)
Anonymous asked: Michael deserves the coolest things in life.
Anonymous asked: How's things with Ellie? I couldn't help but notice that you removed the "I love Ellie. Boom"-thing...
Anonymous asked: ellie's been cheating on you ever since.
God fucking dammitttttttttt.
Fuck fuck fuck shit shit fuck godfuckingfuckthisshit
Once my Internet is up at the new apartment,
I’ll introduce you to my new kitten. Sheeeee’s the absolute best.
Watch
Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.
Playing Dead Island,
and realizing my Xbox sounds like a piece of shit.
Anonymous asked: what blows?
Well this fucking blows!
