Schmintzy

Hello, I'm Michael.
I'm 21. I live in Oklahoma.
I served in Afghanistan. Fun times.
purehatex:

pray4burritos:

xonyourwayout:

fuck yeah, unicycle.

What the fuck is a monocle? I want to be a llama not a monowhatever :[

a monocle is one of those bell thingys on bikes that go *ding ding* I’m a fucking coaster atleast yours makes noise. 

Fuck what you heard, I’m a fucking chili.

purehatex:

pray4burritos:

xonyourwayout:

fuck yeah, unicycle.

What the fuck is a monocle? I want to be a llama not a monowhatever :[

a monocle is one of those bell thingys on bikes that go *ding ding* I’m a fucking coaster atleast yours makes noise. 

Fuck what you heard, I’m a fucking chili.

(via xlittleladyyy)

  1. abcdenisse reblogged this from tyleroakley and added:
    it’s all about the monocle, baby ;)
  2. zerianquestionssleep reblogged this from figureofimagination
  3. a-cryptic-mind reblogged this from psyducksauce
  4. thetreesknees reblogged this from psyducksauce
  5. bluejennybird reblogged this from willfosho and added:
    Monocle! I am winner.
  6. smilingwonthideit reblogged this from justalittledangerous-
  7. flowersandfootsteps reblogged this from just-let-this-go
  8. paranoidfeline reblogged this from sarah-jane-and-four and added:
    unicycle hell yeah
  9. sarah-jane-and-four reblogged this from conor-broberst
  10. conor-broberst reblogged this from brosephandthetechnicolordreambro and added:
    FUCK YEAH MITTENS WHERE MY MITTENS AT
  11. brosephandthetechnicolordreambro reblogged this from professorfalconer
  12. professorfalconer reblogged this from risaellen
  13. analizzette reblogged this from duh-duh-duh-danny and added:
    bitches, im a mitten.
  14. stinkfish reblogged this from psyducksauce
  15. liladisco reblogged this from snowmobile-russian and added:
    Thermos here. WTF XD
  16. livelifefighting reblogged this from willfosho
  17. teamburrito reblogged this from worldparade and added:
    MITTEN HELLZ TO THE YEAH
  18. theholeintheearth reblogged this from buttblackler
  19. elizzzabethannne reblogged this from enpeaudebete
  20. horses-in-the-sky reblogged this from enpeaudebete
  21. mistersaturday reblogged this from spami
  22. enpeaudebete reblogged this from you-cannot-take-the-sky-from-me
  23. buttblackler reblogged this from you-cannot-take-the-sky-from-me
  24. you-cannot-take-the-sky-from-me reblogged this from figureofimagination
  25. whiteskystaryeyes reblogged this from willfosho and added:
    im a freaking pastrey? croissant my life, nah not really
  26. worldparade reblogged this from risaellen and added:
    I was born under the sign of the Monocle!
  27. ancient-nord-sword reblogged this from hyliancrest and added:
    La croissant. I am the classiest bitch around.
  28. figureofimagination reblogged this from psyducksauce and added:
    Croissant ^^ I’m happy with food.
  29. vederlicht reblogged this from snowmobile-russian and added:
    Croissant… Well, at least I’m tasty especially with butter.
  30. minzyminaj reblogged this from willfosho
  31. flarebolt reblogged this from willfosho and added:
    Nice, I’m a monocle, because I’m fancy like that.
  32. snowmobile-russian reblogged this from willfosho
  33. britdomg reblogged this from just-let-this-go and added:
    I’m a spork o3o
  34. adecayingentleman reblogged this from risaellen and added:
    Spork Fucking Spork
  35. risaellen reblogged this from deliciouspineapple
  36. a-translucent-heart reblogged this from ivegotthetriforce and added:
    I live in Michigan, the state that’s shaped like a mitten so- my new zodiac will also have to be in the shape of a...
  37. just-let-this-go reblogged this from willfosho
  38. deliciouspineapple reblogged this from ivegotthetriforce and added:
    YAY I’M A LLAMA AGAIN!
  39. kmittens reblogged this from willfosho